welp im gonna be gone for the next couple of months so don’t expect much from me

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck
cerulean-warbler:

goldandpleasure:

captainarlert:

crying-to-the-ocean:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

"Masturbating" no if you need to be told not to on a bus you’re fucking disgusting

Masturbating? Has this been an issue? That’s gross.

Yep, masturbating is totally an issue! just recently a friend had a guy masturbate in front of them on a NY subway. the world is just as fucked up as your worst nightmare says it is! 

goddammit. When did it come to this? 

pecancat:

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu

subsiding:

subsiding:

How do you spot a blind guy at a nudest colony?

It’s not hard

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

(Source: momblood)